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Gaia Online: Roleplayers

Journal Entry: Mon Nov 16, 2009, 10:11 AM
In general, there are three types of roleplayers on Gaia: The illiterate retards, the hipsters, and the truly literate, decent writers. Obviously the first two are far more common than the third.
The hipsters like to shove big pictures, cutesy icons, and irrelevant lyrics into their posts. They also love calling themselves "advanced literate". Pray tell, how does one become advanced literate? From my understanding, you can either read or you can't.
But according to the hipsters, the trendies, the word "literate" is somehow used to measure how much bullshit you can put into your post. Fluff. Fluff everywheeere. Irrelevant details, mediocre writing, and horrible, horrible grammar. They either use commas too much or too little. But really, they're challenged with the use of every punctuation mark available. Also, they love tildes. They fucking love those things.

"Asuki-san~~~ where are you?"

Anyways, yeah. If you see a thread with "advanced literate" you can bet your ass they require you to post a minimum of four paragraphs. They tell you it takes six or seven sentences to make a paragraph, too. Apparently these people didn't go to school.
So everyone is running around with a wall of text composed of smaller walls of text that contribute nothing. NOTHING to the story. at all. They don't even know to begin a new paragraph when someone else is speaking. Advanced literate indeed.
And since when did parents ever name their children Hikari Lynn Rosarie?

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Most tl;dr shit I have ever seen. Ever.

  • Mood: Disgust
  • Drinking: Water

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  • Current Residence: Washington.
  • Interests: Singing [lul], gaming, trading cards, design, Synesthesia, theoretics, being an ass.
  • Favourite movie: Donnie Darko, V For Vendetta, Tron, The Prestige, The Cube 2: Hyper Cube, From Noon till Three.
  • Favourite band or musician: Kaada, Dream Theater, The Protomen, Pendulum, and Skinny Puppy, to name a few.
  • Favourite genre of music: Varies with my mood, though I like just about everything.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Suzanne Collins, George Orwell, H.P. Lovecraft.
  • Operating System: Windows XP Home Edition.
  • MP3 player of choice: An iPod, but I have a Zvue.
  • Shell of choice: Turtle.
  • Favourite game: Super Mario RPG, Megaman X.
  • Favourite gaming platform: SNES.
  • Favourite cartoon character: The Flash, and Kintaro Oe [Golden Boy].
  • Personal Quote: "'Kay."
  • Tools of the Trade: 0.5 and 0.7 mechanical pencils, colored pencils, gel and liquid-ink pens, gum and rubber erasers.

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:icontheindiankid:
Thanks for the +watch
:iconpandemoniumbutterfly:
You're welcome. Keep on being amazing.

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:iconluna-wannabe:
thanks for the fave!

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:iconpandemoniumbutterfly:
You're welcome. :3 <3

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:iconshanna-the-hedgehog:
Whoa, man. You're pretty talented!

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:iconpandemoniumbutterfly:
IF ONLY I HAD METAL HANDS.
Nawbut, thank you. :'D
You're pretty chock-full of artsy goodness yourself. ;D

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:iconshanna-the-hedgehog:
METAL HANDS YOU SAY.

You're welcome. XD

Heh. Thanks. But to be truthful, I don't think I'm good at all.

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"Alright. Next topic. Fanpairings."
"Everyone who does it is a sue or stu. Done."

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:iconsinfuleyes:
thank you very much for the watch i appreciate you following my artwork. :cuddle:
:iconpandemoniumbutterfly:
I've been watching you for a while, and you're really fantastic. ;O
You're very welcome, and keep up the awesome work.

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:iconpkmn181:
"If no one gets it, you can comment on here with a link to a screenshot of a number close to the original number, and whoever is the closest will win it."
I win 8D
I want a Buff Man and a Buff Woman in the woods both naked.


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